Spaceship To Awesome

I'm way more mature than you.

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Aries:
I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus:
IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini:
IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer:
BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo:
YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo:
BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra:
I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio:
*THROWS DRINK*

Filed under virgo That's damn right!!!

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indypendenthistory:

Nancy Green a former slave, was employed in 1893 to promote the Aunt Jemima brand by demonstrating the pancake mix at expositions and fairs. She was a popular attraction because of her friendly personality, great story-telling, and warmth. Green signed a lifetime contract with the pancake company and her image was used for packaging and billboards.

indypendenthistory:

Nancy Green a former slave, was employed in 1893 to promote the Aunt Jemima brand by demonstrating the pancake mix at expositions and fairs. She was a popular attraction because of her friendly personality, great story-telling, and warmth. Green signed a lifetime contract with the pancake company and her image was used for packaging and billboards.

(via howtobeterrell)

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Anonymous asked: am I gay if I get my ass ate by a dude?

jcoleknowsbest:

theblackandgreenmartian:

theboywithac:

kobetyrant:

NO
the word “gay” doesn’t even exist. It was created by jealous girlfriends trying to keep their men restricted. You eat a thousand asses, suck a thousand dicks, do whatever. it doesn’t make you different. I for one, have been penetrated multiple times yet I’m still straight.

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